what if humans had utters and people had to milk us
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON
What’s with this tumblr hierarchy we’re all shitty uninteresting bloggers stfu let’s be honest we just enjoy eachothers company late at night when our real friends dont give a shit about our opinions because they’re out getting laid or sleeping like normal people
that was actually pretty real
pretty solid
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